I have issues.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura) 06/21/2017 at 23:34 • Filed to: None

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I was cutting hot peppers and then I took a leak and got hot pepper juice on my WIENER and my life is NOT good right now.

Feel free to reply with an appropriate gif.

That is all.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/21/2017 at 23:36

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Stick your junk in a cup of milk and swish it around.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/21/2017 at 23:37

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wiffleballtony > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart 06/21/2017 at 23:38

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Directions perfectly clear, stuck junk in milk

Nibby > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart 06/21/2017 at 23:38

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Or use your junk to make the milk to swish it around in.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/21/2017 at 23:38

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rub your hand in your eye to forget

Nibby > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/21/2017 at 23:39

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Tripper > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/21/2017 at 23:43

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A chili willie? Cornstarch and water

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/21/2017 at 23:43

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It’s amazing what you find when you google spicy penis.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/21/2017 at 23:48

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You’re just jealous.

TheHondaBro > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/21/2017 at 23:48

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Well, you fucking did it.

TheHondaBro > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/21/2017 at 23:50

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aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/21/2017 at 23:51

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 06/21/2017 at 23:51

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That works.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/21/2017 at 23:53

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and now... weirdest thing on the internet googling fire piss gif

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/21/2017 at 23:53

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and now... weirdest thing on the internet googling fire piss gif

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/21/2017 at 23:53

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I typically don’t touch the tip on my penis when urinating, I might suggest you not do that henceforth.

XJDano > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/21/2017 at 23:56

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Fire crotch.

Stef Schrader > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/22/2017 at 00:00

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Sour cream.

Find some sour cream and, um, apply it to the parts that burn.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/22/2017 at 00:00

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Autofixation > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/22/2017 at 00:03

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Dish soap, seriously. It will pull the oils off of your stuff. I did the same thing a year ago, much to the fiancee’s amusement.

MAXIMUMVRM > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/22/2017 at 00:09

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Don’t feel bad this little guy is taking a leek too

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/22/2017 at 00:15

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Sometimes it’s a good idea to wash your hands before doing your business.

DiExMachina > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/22/2017 at 00:22

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Do you have a wife, girlfriend, guyfriend? Do you hate said partner? Go have fun with them before you wash anything off.

DrJohannVegas > Nibby 06/22/2017 at 00:24

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pip bip - choose Corrour > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/22/2017 at 00:37

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Ouch

nafsucof > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/22/2017 at 01:04

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Ahhh yes. I learned that making guacamole at chilis dicing 10# or jalapeños after drinking several coffees. Had to pee so bad, finished the Hal’s ran to bathroom to relief. There was no relief.

fhrblig > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/22/2017 at 01:05

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I put peppers on my wiener all the time, don’t see what the problem is.

Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 06/22/2017 at 02:03

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I have come home from a night out on more than one occasion and said to myself “homemade fresh salsa/guacamole sounds delicious” and then made such a snack including some cutting of peppers, and then touched my eyes on accident, and then despite the booze and food I’m miserable because my feels like it’s on fire.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/22/2017 at 02:26

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In the words of my father, bet you only do that once

19JRC99 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/22/2017 at 03:32

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Everyone reading this

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/22/2017 at 09:57

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Makes it nice for whoever scrubs the bathroom.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 06/22/2017 at 09:58

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Pretty weird. Did it offer any provenance?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > MAXIMUMVRM 06/22/2017 at 10:01

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